Happy 2018!

I survived another year. My goal for the New Year is to slay my personal demons: desires of food, desires of the flesh and other feel-good hedonism that have become so commonplace in society, to start working out more for the health of my mind and body. My ten-year high school reunion is this year and I don't want to be a total loser. Most people think my teetotalism already makes me a loser but I would rather die than compromise my morals to "fit in" with normal society.